Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Tragedy

Last week my husband brought home a huge gift baskety type thing that he won. He networks with a variety of businesses throughout our Small Town and often goes to functions with fundraising silent auctions, etc. So this day he brought home a giganto basket filled with kitchen items- towels, utensils, some cake mixes, all sorts of fun stuff for the kitchen. I was delighted. So on Saturday I tossed all the new little kitchen towels in the laundry load that was a mix of light colors. I didn't remember it until yesterday when I ran to the washer to get them into the dryer before they started stinking like mildew. I didn't even look at any of it. I just grabbed and tossed. Grabbed and tossed. When I pulled the clothes and new towels out of the dryer I found one of my husband's undershirts totally covered in a rainbow of splotches. Whoa. I dumped all the clothes out on the floor and frantically began foraging for the Gymboree shirts . . . are they ruined? Precious Gymboree wear that I love and spend too much money on!? Thankfully they were fine. Obviously they had not sat next to the wet, color bleeding perpetrator for two days.

THIS is the perpetrator

So I continued along feeling thankful that the ruined clothes were, for the most part, inconsequential- the undershirt, another kitchen handtowel, a shirt that I like to sleep in. Until I saw this:

Okay, that was just too much. Neither of these things should have even been in the same laundry load. The towel clearly belonged in the darks and my DYM shirt is always washed in cold gentle and line dried. I love this shirt for so many reasons, not just because it is from Kathryn's blog and I think she totally rocks. But it's also the most comfortable t-shirt that I own. It's super soft, my favorite color, and I love to wear it. I somehow feel empowered when I wear it. I am daring! I am young(ish)! I am a mom! Hear me roar! "Go me!" I think to myself as I charge through Wal-Mart proudly sporting my DYM shirt with a cart full of stuff and two children, one begging for everything in site and one screeching while trying to do swan dives out of the cart. This job takes more guts than a stunt man on The Matrix.

The Hubs took one look at it and said in a sympathetic tone, "Oooooh, your shirt . . . welllll, it's kind of tie-dye now . . . ?" Yeah, because I SO love to wear tie-dye. Then he said, "Well, you could order another one."

Thank you, I will. (Sniff)

RIP my beloved DYM shirt.

You will make a wonderful, totally hip work t-shirt when we paint the bathroom next week.

27 comments:

mom on a wire said...

Oh no! Your poor shirt!

brooke said...

ok. that's sad sad sad about the shirt. new post at my site.

Jenna said...

Ooh! You could cut out the neck and cut off the bottom hem and make THE GREATEST 80'S SHIRT OF OUR TIME, YO. And then wear it over tank tops. With a side ponytail. And giant bangs.

Liz said...

I am sad for you. But good advertisment about the comfort of the shirt! :)

April 1930s said...

What a sad thing! I loved that shirt on you! Get another one - thanks Mr. Trade-Off! :) P.S. Almost done with pajama top... woohoooooo!

HolyMama! said...

Cute shirt! (And really, the Perpetrator is quite nice, too)

Heth said...

Bummer.

Laundry: it's a dangerous job and sometimes there may be casualties.
Order another one for sure.

The Daring One said...

Oh! That is so exceedingly tragical. I weep for you in your time of loss. Mine is not lost but on hiatus until the swelling goes down on my nursing apendages. Nobody needs to see that.

Kristen said...

Bummer. I hate it when that happens. Worse than that is when you ruin hubby's new "slim shady" sweatshirt with something BROWN. Oops. Been told I'm not doing his laundry anymore. FINE BY ME!!

Jessica said...

That is so sad. I hate laundry mishaps.

tam said...

I have a vision. (hearing the funeral march that is typically heard on the OLD cartoons) drnnn,drnn, drn,drn, drnnn,drnnn,drnnn,drnnn,drnnn, drnnn, drnnn
All the while karen is holding her beloved shirt reverently, across her arms, out in front of her, walking somewhat stiffly in a funeral march type way as she lead the procession to her bedroom. She tenderly folds the sweet shirt and puts in her (sniff, sniff, sob) work clothes drawer. (fervent sobbing now)

Ohhhh, how I pine away when a favorite clothing item is lost or damaged. I so hear you karen I so hear you. I almost felt the wash (pun only very slightly intended)of dread come over me as you described searching through the load of clothing. I unfortunately know it all too well.

Karen said...

Tam, were you a fly on my wall? I did that exact thing AFTER I thought to myself, "I better take pictures. This is blogworthy."

Jenna said...

Karen, I just tried to email you, but my message was bounced back...can you email me instead? ponderblog@gmail.com

Liz said...

did you change your fonts? I like it whatever you did. I just got firefox last night *yay* and everything looks so cooool

Nutella said...

How very very sad. I really like your blog and I wanted to say Congratulations on WINNING over at Share the Love! I am your Runner-Up, and I think you are great!

Karen said...

Thanks Nutella!

Liz- no changes but it does looker cleaner and more streamlined in Firefox. Thanks!

Morning Glory said...

To quote Anne Shirley, "That's the most tragical thing that's ever happened!"

Linsey said...

Man, sometimes life just isn't fair... ;-)

Cinthia said...

It actually looks pretty cool. Like a subtle pastel-colored tie-dye sort of creation. Very original!

Shannon from Rocks In My Dryer said...

Ouch! So sad.

Heather said...

And I haven't even got one yet!

Crazy and lovin' it said...

Congrats on the blog awarD!! You rule! And as for the shirt a new one will rule too!!

Aunt Murry said...

Wait! No need to order another shirt until you try...Color out by Rit. I may bleach the color but it should get the other colors out. It's worth a try...

Grammy said...

RIP DYM shirt. I HATE it when I lose a loved piece of clothing. This week it was a pair of slacks over here. They have been my absolute favoritest for about 6 years. They are black and pleated and look fabulous no matter what I weigh (within a 15 lb radius). When they went, I wanted to have a memorial service and cry. I couldn't throw them away, so am sincerely thinking of taking them apart for a pattern. Wish me luck.

mama_tulip said...

Oh.....I HATE it when that happens. :(

mama_tulip said...

Hey, have you tried Oxyclean? I've left clothes that I thought were ruined FOR SURE soaking in an Oxyclean/water mix for days and they've come out sparkling. Give it a try!

elliespen said...

Ouch! Reminds me of when some of my favorite shirts came off badly in a confrontation with the washing machine in Paris. Bad, bad, bad.

Isn't it ridiculous how attached we get to certain items of clothing (or shoes)? You hold onto them for as long as possible, long after you really should have gotten rid of them, because they start feeling almost like family and tossing them feels like some kind of betrayal? Or am I the only one who's THAT pathetic?